I once went to a Burger King in spain with a few friends and the girl that took the order didnt speak a single word english, and none of us spoke spanish. Was quite fun, we ended up pointing at the menu with our fingers, and she really asked questions about our order(probably what sauce or drink we wanted). But really... we werent even able to tell her what we wanted, and she asks questions. Just give us something, we can't understand you and we are hungry!
We looked something like this (but without the suits).
There is a theory wich states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.